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Used Sex Toys for Africa. Yes.

From an email I received today that is just too beautiful to not share.

katrin,

thank you so much for inviting me tonight. looking forward to it…

and i’ve been thinking. all of us ‘do gooders’ in one room, we should not miss the opportunity to help and save the have nots

i’d like to propose a last minute addition to your party tonight, a fundraising drive for all attendees to bring something used that can then get dumped in Africa

so as to adhere to best practices, i’ve identified a core need inflicting the people of the nation of Africa and I have a great strategy.

a used sex toy donation drive!! 

you see, after the needy ‘others’ receive their newfound clitoris via Clitoraid, they are going to want to feel sexy. 1 million used t shirts just won’t meet the need.

and perhaps toss in a partnership with @solarafrica to promote longterm solar alternatives to battery operated pleasure devices.  maybe toss a micro-finance program them in their to boot, for good measure

i know, i know, it’s amazing no one else thought of this. but truth is, i came on this earth with a mission to save other people and now i finally know how.

and you can help! we’ll need some marketing since this is sooo last minute, but didn’t jason sadler say he is a marketer, and that the ‘aid community’ is not embracing of his maddeningly brilliant skills?

bingo!

:)

see you tonight…bringing my red nipple tassels from my studio 54 days. i hear if you wear them out in the field and put deet on them, they are more effective than malaria nets